Top singles from the past

20 March 2024

Eternal rock & pop legend JOHN LENNON (1940-1980) married the love of his life
YOKO ONO (now 91) in Gibraltar today 55 years ago, on 20 March 1969. They spent
their honeymoon in Amsterdam, campaigning with a week-long Bed-In For Peace.

To all Yoko haters: time to go to the toilets.

THE BALLAD OF JOHN AND YOKO

Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the Mac said, “You’ve got to go back”
You know, they didn’t even give us a chance

Christ, you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re gonna crucify me

Finally, made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say, “You can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain”

Christ, you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re gonna crucify me

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The news people said, “Say what you doing in bed”
I said, “We’re only trying to get us some peace”

Christ, you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re gonna crucify me

Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said, “Poor boy, when you’re dead
You don’t take, nothing with you but your soul”
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspaper said, “She’s gone to his head
They look just like two gurus in drag”

Christ, you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re gonna crucify me

Caught the early plane back to London
50 acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said, “We wish you success
It’s good to have the both of you back”

Christ, you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re gonna crucify me
The way things are going
They’re gonna crucify me