ROLLING STONE MAG Names Horrible Albums By 50 Great Artists (Turn Up The Volume Names 5)

America’s legendary music magazine ROLLING STONE revealed their list of
50 Genuinely Horrible Albums by Brilliant Artists featuring artists/bands
such as The Clash, Kiss, Kanye West, R.E.M., Metallica and Neil Young.

FULL LIST HERE.

It inspired Turn Up the Volume to come up,
just from the top of the head with 5 awful ones.

Here we go.

1. ‘Human After All’ by DAFT PUNK (2005)

I never was a DP fan. Their cheap 80s disco retro resonance, their
stupidly distorted voices, no thank you. And this one was their worst.

Stream/don’t stream

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2. The Great Rock And Roll Swindle by SEX PISTOLS

The Sex Pistols only made one album ‘Never Mind the Bollocks‘. Still the best punk rock LP
in my book. But this money-grabbing collection presented as the soundtrack to an awful (never-finished) movie was the late manager Malcolm Mclaren‘s pure cash-in act. Of course, anybody knew it, he in the first place (thumbs up for the title), but talking about flogging a dead horse.

Stream/don’t stream

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3. ‘Metal Music Machine’ by LOU REED (1975)

No surprise but I like the idea: a big-fuck-you music industry record. I like the artwork.
I like Lou Reed a lot (actually one of my all-time fav artists) and I actually like the guts
of the person who gave his fiat to release this horrible noise LP.

Stream/don’t stream

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4. The Car by ARCTIC MONKEYS (2022)

AM (read Alex Turner) evolved from inventive indie pop-punk revelation
to a lousy version of crooner bands like The National and the Bad Seeds.
A reeaallyy boring album.

5. The Weirdness by THE STOOGES (2007)

Why bad? It was such a disappointment (after having high expectations) when
I first heard it. It was a quick and cheap way to promote the reunion of one of the best
proto-punk bands ever. Take the money and run. As much as I love Iggy Pop, this was a (rare) low (mind you, still better than everything Blink-1982 and similar fake punk bands ever produced).

Stream/don’t stream

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7-Inch History – The Anti-Christ And The SEX PISTOLS This Day In 1976

Great 7″ singles from the past

26 November 2022

The SEX PISTOLS released their controversial debut single ‘ANARCHY IN THE U.K.‘,
one of the fiercest punk anthems ever, on 26 November 1976, 46 years ago today.

It was originally issued in a plain black sleeve and peaked at #38 on the UK Singles
Chart although it was either ignored or negatively received by the music press.

Their label EMI dropped the band a few months later, in January 1977.

Their manager at the time, the late Malcolm McLaren said the song was
“a call to arms to the kids who believe that rock and roll was taken away from
them. It’s a statement of self rule, of ultimate independence.”

Here’s the American has been-antichrist and Trump voter Johnny Bloody Rotten.

Oh I am an anti-Christ
And I am an anarchist
Don’t know what I want
But I know how to get it
I want to destroy your passion boy
‘Cause I, I want to be, anarchy
In this fuckin’ city

SEX PISTOLS: Facebook

Belgian Travel Agency Sued SEX PISTOLS 45 Years Ago

Great 7″ singles/sleeves/vinyl

On 14 October 1977 – 45 years ago – the SEX PISTOLS released their fourth single HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN. A couple of weeks later, on 29 October a Belgian travel service took legal action against the band claiming the single’s sleeve infringed the copyright of one of its brochures.

The single’s front sleeve

The Belgian travel brochure in question…

Never mind the bollocks here’s Johnny & Co…

SEX PISTOLS: Bio – Discography

For Your Eyes… The PISTOL Video Trailer

Impressive videos from past and present

PISTOL is a biographical drama miniseries. The six-part series follows Sex Pistols
guitarist Steve Jones and the band’s rise to prominence and notoriety. It just started streaming on Disney+.

NME says: “This is a high-energy and creatively pieced-together look back on
how punk rock, with Sex Pistols at the vanguard, swept the UK and beyond.”

Here’s the video trailer…

Steve JonesLonely Boy bio book was
the basic inspiration for the series.

SEX PISTOLS Saved The Queen Again 45 Years After The Single’s First Release

Top singles from the past

5 June 2022

To celebrate Queen Elizabeth‘s 70 years in power millions of Brits went
ballistic this weekend during the massive Queen’s Platinum Jubilee
festivities for the imperishable folklore celebrity.

Last Friday, Virgin Records re-released the Sex Pistols‘ fierce anthem
God Save The Queen. The day after (4 June) it topped the UK Singles
Charts exactly 45 years after it was denied the numero uno spot by
the BBC morons on its first release.

God save the Queen
A fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb
God save the Queen
She ain’t no human being
There is no future
In England’s dreaming

No Future For Brexit – ‘GOD SAVE THE QUEEN’ By SEX PISTOLS Released 45 Years Ago And Relevant Again

Top singles from the past…

27 May 2022

Band: Sex Pistols
Active: 1975 – 1978
(Reunions in 1996, 2002 – 2003, 2007 –2008)

Single: God Save The Queen
B-side: Did You No Wrong
Released: 27 May 1977 – 45 years ago today

Score: #2 in the UK, with rumors that the BBC
intervened in order to avoid that the single went to #1
Album: Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols

Original clip…

Live in London 30 years later (2007)…

SEX PISTOLS: Facebook

Quote Of The Day – Bitter Old Punk JOHNNY ‘Forgotten’ LYDON Moaning… Again

A new Sex Pistols biopic is coming up, but Lydon feels cheated as he wasn’t invited to star
in it. Weird as he voted for the biggest American cheater ever, his beloved ex-president Donald Trump.

Full feature in NME here 1 year ago.

Image on top: cover of his ‘Anger Is An Energy’ biography

Never Mind The Bollocks Here Comes Another SEX PISTOLS Compilation ‘THE ORIGINAL RECORDINGS’

7 April 2022

Another new Sex Pistols compilation is coming up.

A 20-track record titled The Original Recordings out on 27 May.

“For the first time in over a decade, 20 of the Sex Pistol’s recordings from 1976 to 1978 are collected together to tell the story of one of the world’s most influential and extraordinary bands. The tracks here cover the entire initial period of the band’s recording career – from Anarchy in The UK, through Never Mind The Bollocks to the post John Lydon Great Rock ‘n’
Roll Swindle soundtrack featuring early demos, cover versions and more. The compilation is completed by some essential B- sides – I Wanna Be Me (the flipside of Anarchy…), ‘Satellite’
(the b-side of ‘Holidays In The Sun’) and Did You No Wrong (from ‘God Save The Queen’).”

Pre-order info here.

The compil is coming out as a companion to Pistol, Danny Boyle’s new
Disney+ series (Disney??) on the Sex Pistols, out 31 May, without the
consent of John ‘Rotten’ Lydon.

Trailer

Three thoughts…

One: Their limited production of songs is already compiled
a million times, the greedy not-punk Pistols money machine
is not satisfied yet.

Two: ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ still is the best punk longplayer ever
in my book, although I can’t listen to it anymore (see point three).

Three: Johnny Rotten (Jonny Forgotten is more appropriate now) has become
the opposite of what he all pretended to be and stand for in the early Pistols days.
His sharp-cutting lyrics back then now sound hollow, crooked, and, uh, rotten.
The moment he realised he could make a living out of his faked personality, he
became a pathetic parody of himself, And even worse, over the years he became a
bitter, moaning right-wing punk old-timer who’s an American citizen for years now
and voted for Donald fucking Trump.

Bye, bye, bye, bye
Bye, bye, bye, bye
Bye-bye Johnny
Good bye Johnny B. Goode

You’re the LIAR, Johnny