THE CHISEL – British Punk Hellraisers Explode On Their New Fucking Haymaker ‘BLOODSUCKER’

Daily noise that works faster than any stimulant

31 January 2024


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As long as times are wrecked-up, as long as power-greedy politicians are in charge, as long as people keep on beating the shit out of each other just for fun, punk will never go away. Bands will form in pubs, ring the alarm bell and hit the streets to stir things up.

Enter THE CHISEL. A post Brex-shit gang of hungry dogs who reared their ugly heads
for the first time with their barbed wire debut album Retaliation two years ago.


New album artwork

They have canned their 2nd LP. It’s named
What A Fucking Nightmare and will show
up on 9 February. Pre-order info here.

Ahead of it you can knock yourself out with single #4.

BLOODSUCKER is “a song about that one punisher who
doesn’t know when to fuck off, torturing you with their drivel.”

It’s a ticking time-bomb. Don’t mess with frontman Cal Graham.
He has explosive pipes and he has 4 lungs. He’ll scream you into
a coma.

Holy shit.

All 4 singles


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THE CHISEL – British Bloodthirsty Punk Hyenas Scream It Loud And Clear ‘FUCK’EM

Daily noise that works faster than any stimulant

5 December 2023


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As long as times are messed-up, as long as political idiots fuck things up, as long as people keep on beating the shit out of each other just for fun, punk will never go away. Bands will be formed in pubs and will hit the streets and ring the alarm bell.

Enter THE CHISEL. A post Brex-shit gang of out-of-their-minds motherrockers who reared their ugly heads for the first time with their barbed wire debut album Retaliation two years ago.


New, impressive, album artwork

The bloodthirsty hyenas will attack soon with their 2nd LP. It’s baptized
WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE and out on 9 February 2024.

Pre-order info here

Ahead of it you can practise your moshpit moves to new single FUCK ‘EM

Cal Graham (frontman): “The song’s about people who talk but
don’t have much to say: gobshites and over-opinionated knobheads.”

Fuck ‘Em is an 80 seconds blitzkrieg missile, a clamourus punk
dragon, a loud and clear middle finger to all blah-blah-blah fakers.

Hell yeah!

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Scream-Along Punk Uppercuts On New EP ‘COME SEE ME/NOT THE ONLY ONE’ EP By Turbo THE CHISEL

23 February 2021

Don’t believe all the blah-blah-blah Punk Is Dead nonsense that started when the Sex Pistols exploded back in ’78 while on tour in the Divided States of America. As long as the world fucks things up, bands will be formed in pubs with one mission: fucking things up even better.

London indie label LA VIDA ES UN MUS is the
noisy home of many of we fuck up better misfits.

One gang of them is called THE CHISEL featuring out-of-their-heads motherrockers
from different British cities. Whatever. Who cares. Important is that these ferocious gunslingers fabricated an A.W.E.S.O.M.E 3-track EP called COME SEE ME / NOT THE
ONLY ONE
. Three Molotov cocktails to test your lungs’ capacity. Three supersonic cannonballs to destroy your neighbor’s speakers with. Three nasty uppercuts to strike Boris Johnson with, on repeat. Big fun, right? You betcha. Going nuts time! Fucktatsic!

Stream/buy the whole shebang here..


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