Waking Up With… Ding A Danga Danga Dong Dong Ding Dong

Daily noise that works faster and harder than any stimulant

1 April 2023

If your hair down your neck doesn’t raise up with this psycho killer
you’re in serious problems, and your hair down your neck too.

“Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil…
In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong”

MINISTRY: Bio – Discography – Instagram

ZWAREMACHINE Transform MINISTRY Classic ‘EFFIGY’ Into A Herculian Haymaker

14 February 2022

Band: ZWAREMACHINE
Who: Minneapolis’ own fully realized industrial worship. With an eerie
hum Zwaremachine embraces early ebm, cyber and darkelectro soundscapes
while keeping a persistent live band approach. With a clear focus on classic
sounds and modern production they describe their style as “Minimal Hypnotic
Industrial Body Music
.”

Cover: EFFIGY
The original is by Ministry led by charismatic Industrial rock maniac
Al Jourgensen from their debut LP With Sympathy (1983). Over the years
Ministry‘s sound and Jourgensen‘s looks changed drastically.

Zwaremachine‘s take on this 80s synth-pop tune is pretty bang-on.
They transformed it into an industrial disco corker with a booming synth
beat triggering your adrenalin production instantly. Add frontman Mach
Fox
‘s creepy Jourgensen-esque growl and your stereo will never be the
same again after playing this herculean haymaker.

Turn it up, folks…

Buy via Bandcamp…


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The Ministry original…

ZWAREMACHINE: Facebook

FRIDAY THE 13th – Turn Up The Volume’s Freak Classic!

Friday the 13th 2021

Well, it’s another Friday The 13th. A day to celebrate all psychos, freaks,
evil maniacs, lethal politicians, and black cats on this horror-ific planet.

Big fun in hell! Hallelujah!

My favorite scary sledgehammer to play until my brains explode and color
my PC screen with blood is this one by Chicago’s metallic nutcases Ministry

“Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil…
In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong.”

C’mon, you motherrocker

MINISTRY: Facebook

FRIDAY THE 13TH – Part One – MINISTRY

13 November 2020

Run to the woods. Here comes schizophrenic Chicago
noise freak Al Jourgensen and his gang Ministry.

“Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long”

Ding Dong here…

MINISTRY: Facebook

Three Horrifying Tracks To Soundtrack FRIDAY THE 13TH…

Play these three psycho killer tracks and all black cats will come to party

* Jesus Built My Hotrod by MINISTRY
“Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil…
In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong”

* XTRMNTR by PRIMAL SCREAM
“Insecticide shots for criminal cops
All jails are concentration camps, all judges are bought
Everyone’s a prostitute, everyone’s a prostitute”

* Creature From Black Leather Lagoon by THE CRAMPS
I’m the creature from the black leather lagoon
“I’m a beautiful monster from outer space, too
Learned how to shake my hips in the inner sanctum
Satan gave me tips and then I thanked him

Have fun today, freakish music junkies