Das Belgische Lebenslied Orchester ELEFANT Is Sharper Than German Knives

ELEFANT – Kinky Star, Ghent, Belgium – 21 February 2018

For those who still haven’t a clue about who das Belgische Lebenslied Orchester ELEFANT
is I can tell you that this mumbo jumbo combo consists of one nutcase, one screwball, one cuckoo and one wacko. Together they are four deranged noiseniks making Krautmetal music and screaming German nonsense all over it. Let’s have a closer look at all these wicked characteristics, so you can understand who these white monkeys actually are…

NUTCASE according to the Cambridge Dicktionary
“Someone who behaves in an extremely silly way or
an offensive term for someone who is mentally ill.”

WACKO according to Cambridge Dicktionary
“A person whose behaviour is strange and different
from that of most people.”

SCREWBALL according Dicktionary.Com
“A whimsically eccentric person, totally nuts.”

CUCKOO according to Oxford’s Dicktionary
” A silly or slightly crackbrained person.”

GERMAN NONSENSE examples…
“Raus, raus, raus, Schweinehunden!
Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei!
Das Leben ist so krank wie ein Elefant!”

KRAUTMETAL according to Turn Up The Volume’s Dicktionary
“Loud racket made by a nutcase, a wacko, a screwball and a cuckoo.”

They SOUND like this…

… and this

…and this too

They LOOK like this…


Nutcase


Wacko


Screwball


Cuckoo

I hope, dear readers you’re all aware now of what this mental gang is all about!
Danke für Ihre Aufmerksamkeit, liebe Leserinnen und Leser, auf Wiedersehen…


Spreading the Elefant virus in Ghent


ELEFANT: Facebook – Bandcamp

(All concert pics by JL/Turn Up The Volume!)

ELEFANT Wackos Launch New Wacko Clip For Wacko Track Of Upcoming Wacko Album – Here’s… WIE SCHARF IST DEIN MESSER?

13 February 2018

ElEfAnT jUsT lAUnCHed A neW TrAcK fRom tHeir UpCOmiNG And lONg-aWaiTeD dEBut alBUm. WiE SchARf IsT dEN MeSSer? iS aNOthEr WaCKo NiGHtmARe oN elM stREEt. A mENtal rOLlercOAstEr. SloW, fASt, slOW, fASt. a MelODiC mETAl blOW. An EarSPliTTiNg HaMMer. I jUst CAn’t bEhAVe noRMal, moVe nORmAl, BrEAthE nORmaL, PISs NorMAl oR wrITe nORmaL wHEn tHEse CuckOOs shaTTer mY PoOr BrAIn WiTh RiP-rOAriNG SHIt LiKe ThIs. DAmn YOu, MoTHerFUckERs…

EleFAnT: FaCEbOOk – YoU tUBe – BaNDcaMp

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The Lunatics Are Ready To Take Over The Asylum – Here’s ELEFANT With New Track… MUMBO JUMBO

Havoc that thrills us in a way we want to scream out loud…

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The lunatics of Belgian metallic Kraut motherrockers ELEFANT are back with a new doom boom. On MUMBO JUMBO their funky punky sludge machine roars more accessible than before thanks to some sticky Devo-esque guitar parts & wacko keyboards. Beware, ladies and gents, as I already warned you before these weirdos just want to seduce us all with their mind-twisting thunder as their ultimate goal is to take over this giant asylum, called Mother Earth and to make us dance exactly like them, like a bunch of doped fruitcakes…

ELEFANT: Facebook – More Mental Video Clips – Bandcamp

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